Hey, you. Yeah you, you lil weirdo that still reads blog posts. This stuff is ancient.
Like 2011 old. Invented the donut old. About to whip out Willie Wonka memes old.
But ya know what? We’re bringing it back. Why? Well, you gotta do something.
Life is long, death is forever, and it’s almost lunch.
Well lunch for a hangry copywriter, but live your life.
Look, buddy. We’ve done the artisanal bakery thing. Cruffins for days. We even thought we were bringing CBD to Singapore but just ended up with a bunch of business cards.
It’s time to stand for something.
This is our alamo. Does that make sense here? No worries. Look it up.
This is just all to say let us do our thing.